erm, Nuse, there is a happy snail
Here’s an awesome joke.
Yo mama so fat, when she had on a yellow raincoat, someone chased after her saying, “Taxi!”
Ha.
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Yellow Taxi’s are in NYC!
Well for the rest of the world she could just be wearing any colour jacket.
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I’ve heard that one. I’ve also heard a double-whammy:
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Yo mama so fat that when God created light, he had to ask her to move over.
Whammy bar is on the guitar.
Another joke, Yo mama so dumb, she throw a rock at the ground AND MISSED. LOLOLOL.
Well, I’m not going to get TOO technical, but technically He created light with his voice, so it’s justified.
I don’t get it. Physics apply to the dumb. Now, if she was rich, it’d make sense lol.
I’m so persuasive, I sold a refrigerator to an eskimo!
The two are the same thing ( one is in a spoiler so i dont waste time )
Your mama is so dumb, She stared at a carton of orange juice for two hours because it said concentrate
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Your mama is so dumb, She staredat a ford for two hours because it said focus
Your mama is so dumb, She takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Your mama is so poor, When she was kickng a can she said “What are you looking at, cant you see im moving”
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Hahahahaha.
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what did the pig say to t farmer? nothing. pigs cant talk.
Oink oink oink disagree oink.
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Dogs cant talk!
Mine can. Talk sparky!
( Sparky ): Woof!
( Me ) told you timmy
he can, but mine too
Talk Woody!
( Woody ): Woof!
( Me ) Yes DYNA thanks for telling
You just said that dogs cant talk, glad you found out the truth
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