Did you know that you can buy cheezburgers on the Interwebz?
yes, use a PC & click order meal
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why did the cow cross the road? it was going to the mooo-vies
Did you hear of the guy who got his left side chopped off? He’s all right now!
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Timothy Verbist.
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Can a HUMMER drive on a Muddy Road?
Timothy Verbist’s rhythm.
…is stupid enough to be blamed (my rhythm is stupid)
It’s only stupid if you make it stupid. I know you’re capable of proper rhythm, if you put effort in the right places.
Yes sometimes your rhythm is ok.
Why did the train crash?
The driver was a slice of cheese.
Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a cucumber.
Why did the car crash?
The driver was hit in the face with a chainsaw.
Why did Johnny fall off his bike?
He had no arms and legs.
Why did he have no arms and legs?
Johnny was a potato.
ANTI JOKES FTW.
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Why?
Because.
Anti jokes are becoming less funny. We’re going to have to move on to anti-anti-jokes.
What did the negative say to the double-negative?
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You’re an oxymoron.
Here’s a oxymoron.
Accordion Music
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Here’s an oxymoron.
Oxymoron.
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Ha.
A centipede wakes up late to find out that he’s going to miss the bus. He begins to tie his shoes…
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then me makes it with 5 minutes to spare.
Haha, funny joke.
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Technically centipedes do not wear shoes, because they do not have feet, and would be incapable of tying shoelaces because neither their legs or forcipules would be able to grip the laces. So your joke is incorrect.