On your way back to land, you run out of magic. you are now floating through thr ocean with the pineapple.
(Shouldnāt YOU have the pineapple?)
I pick up the pineapple and fly to China in my Iron Man suit.
I donāt need the pineapple to proceed, just to control the other playerās future and the pineappleās future.
Because as long as the pineapple is away from the player, It really doesnāt mean I have to go through the trouble of thinking an alternative āpineapple routeā thatāll make the pineapple zip into my hands or any circumstantual carrying device eligable of carrying the pineapple. But I think Iām delving a bit too deep into this situationā¦
(Iām in China for some reasonā¦) Iām sitting in the back eating noodles from a local convenient store. I see someone in an iron man suit zip past me I shout: āWatch out for theā¦!ā crunch I stand up and run to the incedent. The armor is destroyed, it is nothing but scrap metal now. wolfe hasā¦ sniffle THE PINEAPPLE AHDGSAIGDBIWGIDO! I pry the pineapple from Wolfeās cold dead hands and light a cigar as I cross paths with the dying corpse, as I wallk I say: āThis will be the last time you see meā as I throw the lit cigar on the rotting corpse of Wolfe, he goes up in flames, all that he sees now isā¦ Deathā¦ A white lightā¦ Andā¦ Nixā¦ wait! NIX! AUGH! *nix is grinding through the town like an assasin, heās looking for wolfe, I run away with the pineapple, Iāve never ran as fast as this before. I head for the downtown district while Nix is catching up.
I find Wolfeās charred body in the crash site. The pineapple was nowhere insight. In the distance I see someone running with the pineapple.
I jump onto the roof of a car driving along the same road as my target. I pounce from car to car, getting closer to him. I draw my chained kunai and hurl it at the pineapple. It pierces its thorned skin, preventing the runner from running any further and tripping backwards. I pull on the chains, yanking the pineapple out of his hands. I catch the pineapple in midair, then cast a wall of wind and snow between us and flee the scene without a trace.
I stand, paralysed, dazed and confusedā¦ but I do not give up. Also, while nobody was looking. I put a tracking device on the pineapple. Easily giving me the chance to hunt you down and end your konquest. I look at the deviceās tracks, one the screen it says: destination: unknown. āWellā¦ they never said it would be easyā¦ā. I walk around the city looking for Nix.
As my soul ascends the stairway to Heaven, it suddenly breaks. I fall down to the Earth, unharmed. I then realize this is my chance to steal back the pineapple. I bump into Aliens and instantly steal the pineapple and run at the speed of light. I run so fast that I make it to Miami in 2 minutes. I hide in the sand at Miami Beach.
i set up all my stuff on top of you ( weighing 40 pounds). you cannot get up, you die and i find the pineapple. i walk by foot to washington DC
The poison Nix threw at me a while ago wore off quickly and I come back. With plenty of time to respond, I create a master scheme. Using the powers of jello-jutsu, I animate Washington DC into a hill giant, with me riding its back. As it smashes ggfchl, I take the pineapple.
i ride on a UFO which sucks the hill giant. the aliens throw the pineapple out of the UFO along with me.
Both you and the pineapple are flying toward me. I pierce your soft flesh with my chained kunai and fling you aside. I catch the pineapple.
i added some spikes onto the pineapple. you cry out in pain. with the power i have left, i take out the sword and go to the nearest hospital to be treatedā¦ with the pineapple
I asked someone to build a Bicycle for the pinapple. You push the bike and the Pineapple will Drive the bike.
I disinegrate the bike with my LAZER BEAM!
the pineapple is now rolling down the street aimlessly avoiding traffic.
I PUNCH A GUY OUT OF A CAR, TAKE THE PINAPPLE AND DRIVE AWAY IN THE CAR.
I catch up to ggfchl in my own car and crash into him totaling both vehicles. The pineapple rolls into a nearby ditch where I grab it and run for the Mexican border.
You realize that the border is heavily guarded. I shoot you in the head, take the pineapple, and secretly quit my job as a border guard. I jump the gate, heading for the mountains.
I come back as a zombie, find you, infect you, and inadvertently make you drop the pineapple sending it out into the mysterious Mexican mountainsā¦
I build a Little House for my Pineapple & it now lives in his new house.
i set the house on fre, steal the pineapple. i drive away in the firetruck which is at the scene
I gained on ggfchl with my Dodge Ram 2nd Generation, Stole the Pineapple & I raced to the Empire State Building.