The "My pineapple!" game

On your way back to land, you run out of magic. you are now floating through thr ocean with the pineapple.

(Shouldnā€™t YOU have the pineapple?)

I pick up the pineapple and fly to China in my Iron Man suit.

I donā€™t need the pineapple to proceed, just to control the other playerā€™s future and the pineappleā€™s future.
Because as long as the pineapple is away from the player, It really doesnā€™t mean I have to go through the trouble of thinking an alternative ā€˜pineapple routeā€™ thatā€™ll make the pineapple zip into my hands or any circumstantual carrying device eligable of carrying the pineapple. But I think Iā€™m delving a bit too deep into this situationā€¦

(Iā€™m in China for some reasonā€¦) Iā€™m sitting in the back eating noodles from a local convenient store. I see someone in an iron man suit zip past me I shout: ā€œWatch out for theā€¦!ā€ crunch I stand up and run to the incedent. The armor is destroyed, it is nothing but scrap metal now. wolfe hasā€¦ sniffle THE PINEAPPLE AHDGSAIGDBIWGIDO! I pry the pineapple from Wolfeā€™s cold dead hands and light a cigar as I cross paths with the dying corpse, as I wallk I say: ā€œThis will be the last time you see meā€ as I throw the lit cigar on the rotting corpse of Wolfe, he goes up in flames, all that he sees now isā€¦ Deathā€¦ A white lightā€¦ Andā€¦ Nixā€¦ wait! NIX! AUGH! *nix is grinding through the town like an assasin, heā€™s looking for wolfe, I run away with the pineapple, Iā€™ve never ran as fast as this before. I head for the downtown district while Nix is catching up.

I find Wolfeā€™s charred body in the crash site. The pineapple was nowhere insight. In the distance I see someone running with the pineapple.

I jump onto the roof of a car driving along the same road as my target. I pounce from car to car, getting closer to him. I draw my chained kunai and hurl it at the pineapple. It pierces its thorned skin, preventing the runner from running any further and tripping backwards. I pull on the chains, yanking the pineapple out of his hands. I catch the pineapple in midair, then cast a wall of wind and snow between us and flee the scene without a trace.

I stand, paralysed, dazed and confusedā€¦ but I do not give up. Also, while nobody was looking. I put a tracking device on the pineapple. Easily giving me the chance to hunt you down and end your konquest. I look at the deviceā€™s tracks, one the screen it says: destination: unknown. ā€œWellā€¦ they never said it would be easyā€¦ā€. I walk around the city looking for Nix.

As my soul ascends the stairway to Heaven, it suddenly breaks. I fall down to the Earth, unharmed. I then realize this is my chance to steal back the pineapple. I bump into Aliens and instantly steal the pineapple and run at the speed of light. I run so fast that I make it to Miami in 2 minutes. I hide in the sand at Miami Beach.

i set up all my stuff on top of you ( weighing 40 pounds). you cannot get up, you die and i find the pineapple. i walk by foot to washington DC

The poison Nix threw at me a while ago wore off quickly and I come back. With plenty of time to respond, I create a master scheme. Using the powers of jello-jutsu, I animate Washington DC into a hill giant, with me riding its back. As it smashes ggfchl, I take the pineapple.

i ride on a UFO which sucks the hill giant. the aliens throw the pineapple out of the UFO along with me.

Both you and the pineapple are flying toward me. I pierce your soft flesh with my chained kunai and fling you aside. I catch the pineapple.

i added some spikes onto the pineapple. you cry out in pain. with the power i have left, i take out the sword and go to the nearest hospital to be treatedā€¦ with the pineapple

I asked someone to build a Bicycle for the pinapple. You push the bike and the Pineapple will Drive the bike.

I disinegrate the bike with my LAZER BEAM!

the pineapple is now rolling down the street aimlessly avoiding traffic.

I PUNCH A GUY OUT OF A CAR, TAKE THE PINAPPLE AND DRIVE AWAY IN THE CAR.

I catch up to ggfchl in my own car and crash into him totaling both vehicles. The pineapple rolls into a nearby ditch where I grab it and run for the Mexican border.

You realize that the border is heavily guarded. I shoot you in the head, take the pineapple, and secretly quit my job as a border guard. I jump the gate, heading for the mountains.

I come back as a zombie, find you, infect you, and inadvertently make you drop the pineapple sending it out into the mysterious Mexican mountainsā€¦

I build a Little House for my Pineapple & it now lives in his new house.

i set the house on fre, steal the pineapple. i drive away in the firetruck which is at the scene

I gained on ggfchl with my Dodge Ram 2nd Generation, Stole the Pineapple & I raced to the Empire State Building.