But I turn back time, and grab the pineapple out of the cement while you’re not looking and I throw into the air landing in the hands of…
…me. the cement on the pineapple hardens on my hands and i just stand there with the pineapple stuck to my hand
I slice your hands off and run off with the pineapple… and your hands.
i get wolverine’s claws attached to myself and I claw your back creating a scratch 10 inches deep. i then hide in a halloween shop.
I buy a ghost costume in the halloween shop, and scare the crap out of you, making you run and leave the pineapple behind. I take the pineapple and take a plane to Hawaii.
I call North Koreans to nuke that plane. after hours of searching under water, i find the pineapple and hide in the USS Arizona (or whatever the one is sunk at the memorial)
While you’re in the USS Arizona, I sneak right behind you and hit you in the head, knocking you out. I then take the pineapple and swim as fast as I can to the closest city.
I take a boat and fishes the pineapple out of your hands, and takes it back with me to Europe.
while you are visiting the Leaning Tower of Piza, it finally falls down on you. I hijack a plane and head to the swiss Alps.
Not fast enough!
Well i stole a helicopter to fly to the hijacked plane to put it on it & try to see the pineapple, but fail!
I Hijacked your helicopter and stole the pineapple out of one of the cargo containers.
but in one of the cargo containers, there was a bomb. exploding you and the plane. the pineapple falls into my hands and I walk to a nearby grocery store. I place the pineapple with all the others in the store making it near- impossible to fid the right one.
I rush into the store, eager to find the pineapple there is a bunch of pineapples in this one section of the supermarket. I carefully try to identify the ONE pineapple. There is a white liquid coming out of one of the pineapples. I pick it up and run out of the store without paying for it.
It turns out that I didn’t die in the plane explosion. I watch sneakily behind you as you run around a playground holding it on your head. I got a bow and arrow from one of the cargo containers of the aforementioned plane and shot the pineapple off your head. While you look for it. I run as fast as I can for the pineapple.
I jump off the swings and kick you in the head. I take the arrow from the pineapple and stick it through your body. Seeing the playground is at a school, I break in and drench the pineapple in paint from the art room. I then hide it in the Parrot’s cage (the fifth grade class pet).
You failed miserably at trying to kill me with my own arrow. I was chasing you the whole time, walking into the classroom after you left. Getting a bucket that I filled with water from the sink, I let the parrot free, and poured the water into its cage. Thats when I realised you hid it there intricately painted. I steal the pineapple and take a taxi to NYC.
i grab a gun from a homeless man on the side of the road and shoot at all the tires.Since the tires are all flat, you have to get out. I take a shot at you and steal the pineapple. i then put the pineapple into a box with five locks, which is in another box with 10 locks, which is in another box with 15 locks, which is in a box with 20 locks…(continue sequence)… which is in a box with 1,000 locks.So then i sit on a park bench nearby waiting for somebody to struggle to unlock the boxes.
But you didn’t think about the fact that the boxes were all cardboard, and I tear through the back of each box with my knife, grab the pineapple, and make a run for it.
you leave your knife at the scene, and throw it in your back. As you are in pain, on the ground, I grab the pineapple. i cut up the pineapple and flush it down a toilet.
i’m in the sewer and tape the pineapple and run away