The "My pineapple!" game

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#81

I steal a random elephant that has escaped from the zoo and charge you with its tusks, scooping the pineapple into my arms. I ride into the sunset.

#82

But you ride too far and ride into the sun. I catch the now charred pineapple as it falls from the sky.

#83

I throw a flashbang at you and you go blind, dropping the pineapple. I snatch it and speed away.

#84

I shoot you with the wonder waffle and steal the pineapple, which I then strap a bomb to and toss to a horde of zombies. Who wants the pineapple NOW?!?!?!

#85

i want the pineapple, so i get it by asking kindly.

#86

I chainsaw through the zombies and defuse the bomb. I take the pineapple.

#87

Well played, Ace. Well played.

I shoot you with a raygun and take the pineapple from your charred remains. I then throw it up in the air and shoot it twice with the raygun. I let it fall to the floor, then use a bowie knife to slice a chunk off and eat it. Baked pineapple tastes delicious :P

#88

It was poisoned, You regergetate the pineapple into my handsā€¦?

#89

I take the rest of the pineapple from Ipreferpi while heā€™s throwing up into Alienā€™s hands.

#90

I replace the pineapple with a glass of juiceā€¦ The juice looks EXACTLY like the pineapple.

#91

I read your mind and discover the true pineapple. I kick you with my awesome kung fu skills, as Iā€™m a yellow belt, and run away with the pineapple. I take the juice too, because I like pineapple juice.

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#92

I say the word ā€œPineappleā€ and a pineapple falls from the sky at 88 miles per hour and goes back in time, regardless about CTā€™s black belt and WE DO IT ALL AGAIN XD I haz teh pwnapple.

#93

Well technically I had the pineapple at the very beginning, so, I have the pineapple.

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#94

I reason with Nuse and I win the pineapple.

#95

I disregard your reason and hit you violently. My pineapple.

#96

I hit you, but not violently! My pineapple.

#97

I use my rare Common Sense Powers and inhale the pineapple, the pineapple is now inside me B) Swag

#98

I inhale Aliens. Now the pineapple is indirectly inside me.

#99

i punch aliens outta you then punch the pineapple outta aliens. :3 pst I HAVE IT.

#100

I inject a plamsa surge into my arm Bioshock refference I zap you and the pineapple teleports into my Custom made Pineapple Holster