I steal a random elephant that has escaped from the zoo and charge you with its tusks, scooping the pineapple into my arms. I ride into the sunset.
But you ride too far and ride into the sun. I catch the now charred pineapple as it falls from the sky.
I throw a flashbang at you and you go blind, dropping the pineapple. I snatch it and speed away.
I shoot you with the wonder waffle and steal the pineapple, which I then strap a bomb to and toss to a horde of zombies. Who wants the pineapple NOW?!?!?!
i want the pineapple, so i get it by asking kindly.
I chainsaw through the zombies and defuse the bomb. I take the pineapple.
Well played, Ace. Well played.
I shoot you with a raygun and take the pineapple from your charred remains. I then throw it up in the air and shoot it twice with the raygun. I let it fall to the floor, then use a bowie knife to slice a chunk off and eat it. Baked pineapple tastes delicious
It was poisoned, You regergetate the pineapple into my handsā¦?
I take the rest of the pineapple from Ipreferpi while heās throwing up into Alienās hands.
I replace the pineapple with a glass of juiceā¦ The juice looks EXACTLY like the pineapple.
I read your mind and discover the true pineapple. I kick you with my awesome kung fu skills, as Iām a yellow belt, and run away with the pineapple. I take the juice too, because I like pineapple juice.
I say the word āPineappleā and a pineapple falls from the sky at 88 miles per hour and goes back in time, regardless about CTās black belt and WE DO IT ALL AGAIN XD I haz teh pwnapple.
Well technically I had the pineapple at the very beginning, so, I have the pineapple.
I reason with Nuse and I win the pineapple.
I disregard your reason and hit you violently. My pineapple.
I hit you, but not violently! My pineapple.
I use my rare Common Sense Powers and inhale the pineapple, the pineapple is now inside me Swag
I inhale Aliens. Now the pineapple is indirectly inside me.
i punch aliens outta you then punch the pineapple outta aliens. :3 pst I HAVE IT.
I inject a plamsa surge into my arm Bioshock refference I zap you and the pineapple teleports into my Custom made Pineapple Holster